"I am Loki… Of Asgard And I am burdened with glorious… …. uh… ehehehehehe…
 Oooh, but I like this.”Photoshop of the Hot Toys Loki action figure au natural….

"I am Loki… Of Asgard
And I am burdened with glorious… …. uh…
ehehehehehe…

Oooh, but I like this.”

Photoshop of the Hot Toys Loki action figure au natural….

Nude Loki Action Figure

thorkitastic:

OOOOOOOOOOOH so these is where Odin went by the end off Thor 2
Odin say fuck Assgardian problems I going on vacation……
nope I still don’t know what happen to Odin, WERE IN THE 9 REALMS IS ODIN???
XDDD He went to Tahiti and sipped exotic drinks with Coulson  and Frigga … There should be a new board game like were in the world is carmen sandiego or were’s Waldo the game should be called ( were in the 9 realms is papa Odin)  buy it now in time christmas 

thorkitastic:

OOOOOOOOOOOH so these is where Odin went by the end off Thor 2

Odin say fuck Assgardian problems I going on vacation……

nope I still don’t know what happen to Odin, WERE IN THE 9 REALMS IS ODIN???

XDDD He went to Tahiti and sipped exotic drinks with Coulson  and Frigga … There should be a new board game like were in the world is carmen sandiego or were’s Waldo the game should be called ( were in the 9 realms is papa Odin)  buy it now in time christmas 

What really happened to Coulson

sarcasticnerdgasm:

limegreenandloki:

sweetoceanclouds:

stillabrit:

phandom-doodles:

I don’t even know…

No comment…

he gets bored

Why does this not have more notes. Frigging hilarious.

THIS! WINS THE INTERWEBZ!

Dancing brings joy to people’s lives…

sarcasticnerdgasm:

limegreenandloki:

sweetoceanclouds:

stillabrit:

phandom-doodles:

I don’t even know…

No comment…

he gets bored

Why does this not have more notes. Frigging hilarious.

THIS! WINS THE INTERWEBZ!

Dancing brings joy to people’s lives…

(via nerdtasticsarcasm)

billiondollarsuperhero:

billiondollarsuperhero:

Meanwhile, on RDJ’s Facebook page…

He saw an opportunity and he took it.

(via abundanceoftomsandbenedicts)

mid-or-feed:

so my friend sent me a thing and i
x

I am Olaf and I collect WARM HEADS FOR ASGARD!!

mid-or-feed:

so my friend sent me a thing and i

x

I am Olaf and I collect WARM HEADS

FOR ASGARD!!

(via i-post-loki-shit)

I can’t believe I forgot to post this over the Christmas season.. it’s been busy over here!!

Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit - The Loki connection “In Norse mythology, Andvari (Old Norse “careful one”) is a dwarf who lives underneath a waterfall and has the power to change himself into a fish at will. Andvari had a magical ring Andvaranaut, which helped him become wealthy. Using a net provided by Ran, Loki catches him as a pike and forces him to give up his gold and Andvaranaut. Andvari cursed the stolen gold which would destroy anyone who possessed it. After the deaths of Brynhild and Sigurd, Gunnar left Andvari’s gold in a cave. Years later, Andvari discovered the cave and his lost gold, although his ring was lost forever. In Richard Wagner’s cycle of music dramas, Der Ring des Nibelungen, the character Alberich is based in some part on Andvari, but more on the Frankish sorcerer Alberich.”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andvari So it wasn’t Bilbo who stole ‘The One Ring’ (aka Andvaranaut) - it was LOKI!RIDDLES IN THE DARK WITH LOKIGOLLUM “Loki? What is Loki, precious?”LOKI “I am a god you dull creature! And I have no time for games - “SMEAGOL “Games! Oh we likes games, don’t we precious! Yes, does Lokis likes games, precious? Does it? Does it?”LOKI “Very well… I shall play along… if your games are as… interesting… as you declare.”SMEAGOL “Oh yes, yes, yes, Lokis plays games, precious! Lokis plays riddle games.”LOKI “I don’t threaten… but if I should win… then I shall possess the ring and the gold that is so… precious… to you. And until such time as you defeat me… you are but words.”GOLLUM"Defeats Lokis? Yess, yesss precious… And if Lokis looses?"LOKI"I won’t lose."SMEAGOL"Yes, yes if Lokis loses, what then precious?"GOLLUM “If Lokis looses then we EATS IT!” SMEAGOL"If Lokis looses, we eats it whole."LOKI"It almost amuses me to think you can defeat me - I like this. So go ahead ask away - defeat me if you can. I promise you this, you mindless beast… in the end… you will always lose."SMEAGOL”What has roots as nobody sees, Is taller than trees, Up, up it goes, And yet never grows?”LOKI "It is so easy, it’s pathetic! What else but a mountain?"SMEAGOLWell is Lokis turn now… ask us precious, yes, ask us…GOLLUMASK US!!LOKINo-legs lay on one-leg, two-legs sat near on three-legs, four-legs got some.SMEAGOLFishies, yes fishies! Fishes we loves little fishes don’t we precious? We eats it on a table, we sits on a stool, and when the cat comes to gets the scraps, we eat cats too!LOKIYou disgust me… GOLLUMAnd soon we eats Lokis on a table too!LOKIYou try my patience, creature.GOLLUMOur turn… Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail never clinking.LOKIAlive without breath…. as cold as death…SMEAGOLIs Lokis tasty? Is Lokis scrumptious? Soon we eats Lokis like slimy, squirmy - GOLLUMSHUT UP!!LOKIWhat?? How dare you speak to a god in so insulting a -GOLLUMI wasn’t talking to you!!LOKI(thinking aloud) Alive without breath… cold as death… never thirsty, always drinking… in water… Slimy, squirmy… fish.GOLLUMGrrrrrrr!!!LOKI I warned you creature… a fish you mock me with… so a fish you shall be!(LOKI transforms GOLLUM into a Pike)LOKITa-da! (LOKI picks GOLLUM THE FISH up and stuffs him into his pocket)LOKINow it’s my turn… what have I got… in my pocket?

Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit - The Loki connection

“In Norse mythology, Andvari (Old Norse “careful one”) is a dwarf who lives underneath a waterfall and has the power to change himself into a fish at will. Andvari had a magical ring Andvaranaut, which helped him become wealthy.

Using a net provided by Ran, Loki catches him as a pike and forces him to give up his gold and Andvaranaut. Andvari cursed the stolen gold which would destroy anyone who possessed it. After the deaths of Brynhild and Sigurd, Gunnar left Andvari’s gold in a cave. Years later, Andvari discovered the cave and his lost gold, although his ring was lost forever.

In Richard Wagner’s cycle of music dramas, Der Ring des Nibelungen, the character Alberich is based in some part on Andvari, but more on the Frankish sorcerer Alberich.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andvari

So it wasn’t Bilbo who stole ‘The One Ring’ (aka Andvaranaut) - it was LOKI!

RIDDLES IN THE DARK WITH LOKI

GOLLUM
“Loki? What is Loki, precious?”

LOKI
“I am a god you dull creature! And I have no time for games - “

SMEAGOL
“Games! Oh we likes games, don’t we precious! Yes, does Lokis likes games, precious? Does it? Does it?”

LOKI
“Very well… I shall play along… if your games are as… interesting… as you declare.”

SMEAGOL
“Oh yes, yes, yes, Lokis plays games, precious! Lokis plays riddle games.”

LOKI
“I don’t threaten… but if I should win… then I shall possess the ring and the gold that is so… precious… to you. And until such time as you defeat me… you are but words.”

GOLLUM
"Defeats Lokis? Yess, yesss precious… And if Lokis looses?"

LOKI
"I won’t lose."

SMEAGOL
"Yes, yes if Lokis loses, what then precious?"

GOLLUM
“If Lokis looses then we EATS IT!”

SMEAGOL
"If Lokis looses, we eats it whole."

LOKI
"It almost amuses me to think you can defeat me - I like this. So go ahead ask away - defeat me if you can. I promise you this, you mindless beast… in the end… you will always lose."

SMEAGOL
What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?”

LOKI
"It is so easy, it’s pathetic! What else but a mountain?"

SMEAGOL
Well is Lokis turn now… ask us precious, yes, ask us…

GOLLUM
ASK US!!

LOKI
No-legs lay on one-leg,
two-legs sat near on three-legs,
four-legs got some.

SMEAGOL
Fishies, yes fishies! Fishes we loves little fishes don’t we precious? We eats it on a table, we sits on a stool, and when the cat comes to gets the scraps, we eat cats too!

LOKI
You disgust me…

GOLLUM
And soon we eats Lokis on a table too!

LOKI
You try my patience, creature.

GOLLUM
Our turn…

Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.

LOKI
Alive without breath…. as cold as death…

SMEAGOL
Is Lokis tasty? Is Lokis scrumptious? Soon we eats Lokis like slimy, squirmy -

GOLLUM
SHUT UP!!

LOKI
What?? How dare you speak to a god in so insulting a -

GOLLUM
I wasn’t talking to you!!

LOKI
(thinking aloud) Alive without breath… cold as death… never thirsty, always drinking… in water… Slimy, squirmy… fish.

GOLLUM
Grrrrrrr!!!

LOKI
I warned you creature… a fish you mock me with… so a fish you shall be!

(LOKI transforms GOLLUM into a Pike)

LOKI
Ta-da!

(LOKI picks GOLLUM THE FISH up and stuffs him into his pocket)


LOKI
Now it’s my turn… what have I got… in my pocket?